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::Continuation VI::

Cloaked and with his weapons ready and fully charged he had begun to advance upon the foes that were in the skies and just obliterate them. He was feeling his heart pounding and he was becoming a little on the sweaty side. He was moving in undetected and not traceable Soon he was in range of his first target and the targets were so cocky that they had their shields lowered because they were only expecting rescue ships and rescue ships only. Ted had got the closest one targeted and had fired away a quantum torpedo and the torpedo had made contact with the enemy ship and as soon as that had taken place the ship was ripped up into shreds and was falling down to the ground. Soon a second and a third and a forth and ultimately a dreadnought ship was lowered. The enemies were all scrambling to get their shields brought on line while Ted was handing over their behinds to them. He was still undetected by the enemy ships scanners but known. The situation was too much for them to bear so they had decided to get out of there and leave at once and while he was still lowering them down they had gone out of the planets atmosphere and had jumped into warp speed. Ted had ceased the pursuit and had gone back to the rescue ships. A Tyberun said to him: “Good work and you have now gained good honer with us Tyberun's as a warrior that is loyal to us. We have now got the coordinates to the survivors and the presidents son is among them and he is alive and well. We are now beaming him up and thanks for your good works here.” Ted's diaper was very wet and messy from all of the action and excitement that he had gone through so he had to go and get him all cleaned up and had got him self in a Hawaiian shirt and jean shorts with some sandals on and no socks along with some boxers to replace the wet and messy diaper that he had messed because he had came too close for comfort with a enemy vessel and even to the ground. He was glad that they did not fire upon him and that his cloaking device did not fail him and the same thing with his weapons that he had finally tested out.


They all have gone back up into space and the ship caring the presidents first born son had made the jump to warp speed back to Tyberun III and every thing was going well when they were met by a wing of battle cruisers to greet Ted and his deadly Bird of prey named the H.M.S. Hornet. He had gone at them with full focus on getting them out of existence so that the Tyberun's that had stayed behind can be saved. He had boldly gone into battle for the second time and it was a little rougher than the first one and this was his first space battle. One by one the enemy ships were getting blown out of the stars and his ship's shields were getting hit and hit hard he was working on the second to the last cruiser when his ship's shields had failed on him from the stress and he was shield less and the second to the last battle cruiser was blown out of the stars and his ship was starting to take on some damages. The last one had tried to warp at him to destroy him and its self when Ted had got out of the way and the ship had warped into a moon and was completely obliterated. Ted's pants were all messy from that last close call and he was not wearing a diaper so he had gone and had got him self cleaned up again. And in clean cloths again. As soon as Ted was done getting him self cleaned up again he was asked: “Why do you have to mess your pants so much in battle? Do all of your warriors do that? Or is it because you are young and fragile?” ; Ted replied: “I think that it could deal with me being young and only experienced with video game combat and not experienced with real combat.” ; “I see.” said the Tyberun “In that case you had better get more experience with real combat or do that sort of thing when you are older and much more capable with holding in your own feces. I do know of your bladder control problem but we are not able to do any thing about it because every thing that was tried in the past had caused unwanted effects. And we are talking every thing that we can possibly think of” The Tyberun continued. “I see.” Ted replied. Soon after Ted has retired to his quarters and had got all of the battle damage reports there and had found that it was bad but not too bad. The starboard wing had been hit and the bridge section was also hit and there was damage to a stabilizer so he had got his repair bots out and on the job. After the bots were finished mending the damages to the ship they had all came back into the ship and had got on their respectable recharger's. Ted inspected them individually and had scanned them and quarantined a few of them to make sure that the will be alright due to some dust that was found on them. While those bots were in quarantine they were getting cleaned and had the proper maintaintance was performed on them.


Soon after the bots were taken care of, Ted had gone off and decided to enjoy the last three hours of the day left for him before bed. Before Ted had sat down to a movie he had gone and got him self a diaper replicated and had put it on and layed down on his leather emerald green sofa. He was soon watching the movie that stared: Sean Connery, Alec Baldwin, Scott Glenn, James Earl Jones, Sam Neil, and Tim Currey and was called “The hunt for Red October” based off a book written by Tom Clancy. He had him self some delicious kettle corn, a two letter bottle of Pepsi which he had got a liking of that rather than the Coca Cola which hurts his stomach and caused it to reject any thing and every thing when he was 6 years old but fortunately for him Pepsi did not do any of that but make him belch like a maniac and nothing else.


Ted had gone to bed and had a pleasant night sleeping rather than having a repeated episode of the same nightmare that had caused him to go emotionally unstable. He was dreaming that he was back home on earth after traveling back in time to where he had left the blue planet that we all know to be earth. He had dreamed that he had landed at a field that was right next to his home and was family owned and just when he had came down the gangway his mother Katherine and father Mark was there to greet him and welcome him home and congratulate him on having success on his school project. They had hugged him and had taken him inside the home where there were grand parents of his there and a few cousins there also and they all had congratulated him for all of the technological breakthroughs that he has done. They were all pleased with him and they had all decided to go out to the ship and have a good dinner. He all the suddenly had felt a cold and small whiskery nose on his ankle and was awakened to a earth mouse sniffing his ankle and was shocked and surprised at the sight. “How can this be? How can there be a mouse on my ship? And most of all how did this mouse not get it by the sentry turrets?” Ted asked with dismay. He had got up and taken the mouse to the dinner table and had it under his bread basket and had replicated a formidable mouse cage with a mouse wheel, some wood shavings in it, a troff for food, a bottle for water, and a few other mouse friendly toys, do-dads, and nick-knacks. He had placed it on a empty table that was big enough for the cage to rest upon and Ted to not worry about it's safety and he had gone and changed his diaper and gone back to bed.


The rescue ships and Ted had stayed in the same system to get final data entries of the system and found that there were some 2 Class M planetoids out of 9 and a steady sun that that they orbit around. They had spent 3 – 4 days charting every planet, every asteroid, every gas and had done every scientifically needed objectives in that system and had made a jump to warp speed back to the Tyberun III system. As they have known that it would take roughly three whole earth days instead of the estimated as before two earth days which had meant that they had a very long warping session ahead of them.


Ted during the first day of warping back to Tyberun III, had decided to get his room and ship cleaned up. He had first started to clean the mouse cage which he had the mouse looked over and scanned for any thing that would pose any kinds of threats and the mouse had came up with a clean bill of health. He had given it the name of “Cold Whisker” because of how it had awakened him during that one night. After he had cleaned his cage and replaced the wood shavings. He had moved on to a pile of diapers that he had piling up in a corner of his room so he had gone and started to shovel them up and into a garbage chute which takes the garbage down to a incinerator and had it burned to ash and compacted. He had cleaned and dusted his furniture and vacuumed and steam cleaned his floor carpeting and got his bedding to the wash and had replaced it with new bedding. His cloths were also due for laundry and so he had made it so. His clothing closet was getting filled with hanged shirts and folded pants and shirts, his underwear drawer was getting filled with clean underwear and socks. And his belt rack was getting filled with his seven clean belts that he uses to remind him of what time of the day it is seem as how he is up ins outer space and loses track of the date and what day it is. This day was Thursday so he was wearing his Thursday belt. Soon after cleaning his room he had then moved on to his mess hall / Pub and had got everything in there cleaned up including the kitchen which was in a monster mess from all of the dishes which he had placed them all in the two dish washers that he had in the kitchen. Soon after the mess hall / pub was cleaned up he had gone to his gym and disinfected everything in there that he had used. Afterwards he had gone into his bridge and had done a major clean up in there and had got every console and computer panel in there cleaned up. He had realized that in the engineering rooms there was a vast amount of dirt and dust in places that he did not know that was there and looked at it and realized that it was left over from the construction of the ship.


After getting the dirt and dust piles swept up and vacuumed he had gone on to moping the engineering room and cleaned every computer panel and console. The ship's interior was slowly getting all nice and sparkle clean. He had found a few other mice that were all dead so he had them put to the incinerator. After 12 hours of dedicated labor the whole ship was in ship-shape and so he had decided to start replicating some floor carpets to go in places that were supposed to have the carpets. “I will have do this tomorrow when I have more energy.” Ted said. So he had gone into his freshly cleaned room that was now rid of the nasty smell of the dirty clothes and dirty diapers and dirty mouse cage and other dirty things so he had gone and got him self a shower and had got a diaper on and had gone and layed down in his emerald green leather sofa. He had got a movie called Flight of the Navigator playing which stared: Howard Hesseman, Veronica Cartwright, Joey Cramer, Cliff De Young, Paul Rubens, and Sarah Jessica Parker. He had his favorite movie snacks and drinks which was Kettle Corn, Pepsi, and some M&M's. After the movie he had retired into his now fresh California king sized bed and got him self some shut eye.

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