Ok, that was funny! Threw me for a loop for a minute...I started to feel bad
Unfortunately though, for me it seems, Newshottie does show up when I click on New Posts, which is how I keep up around here, I don't even actually go into the actual forums themselves. About 1/2 the posts in "new posts" is newshottie.
Guess I can live with that...so I'll retract my offer of hire and play nice!
P.S. That way I get to keep all the twinkies for myself!