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**jadre** · 03-06-2007, 05:53 PM

Bloke in a dress? Did he ever make it to the high ranks of the admiralty or did he end up hemming garments at Garaks? Did he become a hair dresser at Mr. Mots or did he become a trolly dolly on an interstella transport?!

Answers on a postcard!?

Darth Malice · 03-06-2007, 06:22 PM

*Scottish accent- Its not a dress, its a kilt you bastard!..

**jadre** · 03-06-2007, 06:26 PM

LOL! I must have missed the episode where, instead of wearing red, gold or teal, the guy comes in wearing a tartan uniform!

**Andrew March** · 03-06-2007, 06:29 PM

He became a footnote in another totally pointless thread

**jadre** · 03-06-2007, 06:33 PM

Such a shame, I was hoping for lots of pointless but whitty retort, how wrong I was...

Darth Malice · 03-06-2007, 07:26 PM

Ah yeah, I thought the point was just to have a bit of fun. I guess he didn`t get the memo...

**jadre** · 03-06-2007, 08:42 PM

Memo: RE: What ever happened to the...
"Please keep all remarks light hearted and comical!"

Regards
Jadre!

**NanoGator** · 03-06-2007, 08:47 PM

They finally let him out on a section 8, but he decided to stay because he fell in love.

biotech · 03-06-2007, 08:49 PM

Wonders how many people will think Klinger is a misspelling of klingon.

Firelode · 03-06-2007, 09:46 PM

He used to model the height of coutre fashion on all the well known worlds, Trill, Betazed, that world Riker and Troi always go to, the one Picard went to and ended up destroying some future object, you know um......Risa? Soemthing like that anyway.

Of course he was really a Section 31 agent surgically altered to look Cardassian and placed deep undercover as a member of the Obisidian Order. As one of their most trusted 'black hand' agents the Order had him surgically altered to look human (oh the irony) and hide in plain sight, as a yeoman.

Oh the things he's heard coming from the rooms' of the senior staff of many a ship but nothing in either the Section 31 mental archive or the Dark book of the Black hand of the Obsidian order could have prepared him for android towel whipping on the holodeck, it's not right, just not right.

After a mental breakdown he was erased from the minds of various crews and retrieved by a section 31 psychological team and given over to medical research, he still cries.

It's all true I swear.

03-06-2007, 05:53 PM	#1 (permalink)
jadre SFM Guru Realname: Jadre Join Date: May 2006 Location: Leicester, East Midlands, England, UK Age: 25 Posts: 389	What ever happened to the.... Bloke in a dress? Did he ever make it to the high ranks of the admiralty or did he end up hemming garments at Garaks? Did he become a hair dresser at Mr. Mots or did he become a trolly dolly on an interstella transport?! Answers on a postcard!?
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03-06-2007, 06:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
Darth Malice SFM Obsessed Realname: Maui Williams Join Date: May 2006 Location: Singaporean Kiwi Age: 37 Posts: 1,020	*Scottish accent- Its not a dress, its a kilt you bastard!..
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03-06-2007, 06:26 PM	#3 (permalink)
jadre SFM Guru Realname: Jadre Join Date: May 2006 Location: Leicester, East Midlands, England, UK Age: 25 Posts: 389	LOL! I must have missed the episode where, instead of wearing red, gold or teal, the guy comes in wearing a tartan uniform!
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03-06-2007, 06:29 PM	#4 (permalink)
Andrew March Newstwattie Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,940 Blog Entries: 3	He became a footnote in another totally pointless thread
	His Wife is a figment, he's married to his right hand, the twat.

03-06-2007, 06:33 PM	#5 (permalink)
jadre SFM Guru Realname: Jadre Join Date: May 2006 Location: Leicester, East Midlands, England, UK Age: 25 Posts: 389	Such a shame, I was hoping for lots of pointless but whitty retort, how wrong I was...
	Pray to any god that hears you jadre ~Noun, jade-ruh \| A freekin' sweet kinda guy.

03-06-2007, 07:26 PM	#6 (permalink)
Darth Malice SFM Obsessed Realname: Maui Williams Join Date: May 2006 Location: Singaporean Kiwi Age: 37 Posts: 1,020	Ah yeah, I thought the point was just to have a bit of fun. I guess he didn`t get the memo...
	Darth Malice... aka Obi12077...* "That name no longer has any meaning for me"...:D My son, Darth Grommit. Born 12th May 2006. Sith Lord in training... Sith Lords wanted... All levels and ages welcome...*

03-06-2007, 08:42 PM	#7 (permalink)
jadre SFM Guru Realname: Jadre Join Date: May 2006 Location: Leicester, East Midlands, England, UK Age: 25 Posts: 389	Memo: RE: What ever happened to the... "Please keep all remarks light hearted and comical!" Regards Jadre!
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03-06-2007, 08:47 PM	#8 (permalink)
NanoGator Administrator Realname: Brian Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Age: 30 Posts: 1,686	They finally let him out on a section 8, but he decided to stay because he fell in love.
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03-06-2007, 08:49 PM	#9 (permalink)
biotech SFM Oracle Realname: Rich Join Date: May 2006 Location: Hull, Yorkshire, England Age: 39 Posts: 3,719 Blog Entries: 2	Wonders how many people will think Klinger is a misspelling of klingon.
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03-06-2007, 09:46 PM	#10 (permalink)
Firelode SFM Guru Join Date: May 2006 Location: London, England Age: 27 Posts: 533 Blog Entries: 4	He used to model the height of coutre fashion on all the well known worlds, Trill, Betazed, that world Riker and Troi always go to, the one Picard went to and ended up destroying some future object, you know um......Risa? Soemthing like that anyway. Of course he was really a Section 31 agent surgically altered to look Cardassian and placed deep undercover as a member of the Obisidian Order. As one of their most trusted 'black hand' agents the Order had him surgically altered to look human (oh the irony) and hide in plain sight, as a yeoman. Oh the things he's heard coming from the rooms' of the senior staff of many a ship but nothing in either the Section 31 mental archive or the Dark book of the Black hand of the Obsidian order could have prepared him for android towel whipping on the holodeck, it's not right, just not right. After a mental breakdown he was erased from the minds of various crews and retrieved by a section 31 psychological team and given over to medical research, he still cries. It's all true I swear.
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