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**Darkness** · 05-16-2007, 12:51 PM

Please note - This is NOT meant to be a topic about politics. Please regard it the way it is intended: purely humorous!

Well, now for the topic. Belgian politician Tania Derveaux has come up with a very interesting method of vote catching. The first 40'000 supporters (to support you have to register / sign up to her page or something) will get a free blowjob. Yes, a blowjob. By her. She says that after election campaign, she will travel around the world for 500 days and deliver the promised 40'000 blowjobs.

So ther you have it. Politicians suck!

See bave a look here: NEE for details. She's a pretty nice gal, that's for sure.

**backstept** · 05-16-2007, 01:01 PM

what's this world coming to . . .
lets' hope Hilary doesn't get any ideas . . . ugh!

okay this topic has the potential to go very wrong, so if need be we'll move it to the cantina.

**Darkness** · 05-16-2007, 01:04 PM

Well if Hilary gets some ideas ... she'll have to feel the thrill'o'drill

**Glazy** · 05-16-2007, 01:09 PM

That's 80 Blowjobs a day, she'll be pretty busy I'd say !!

**backstept** · 05-16-2007, 01:20 PM

that's 1 every 10 minutes for 12 hours a day, for 500 days . . .
she's going to regret this . . . that's almost a year and a half nonstop

**Darkness** · 05-16-2007, 01:26 PM

Well, she has several conditions. She can deny to do the "job" for reasons of hygiene (so don't forget to wash your willies, gentlemen) and only with condoms.

So, blowjob with condom? She could just as well suck a rubber dick, that would to the same - nothing. And if she does it on TV; she can do all 40'000 on one day ...

biotech · 05-16-2007, 01:28 PM

What about the women that might vote for her?

**Darkness** · 05-16-2007, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biotech

What about the women that might vote for her?

Well, maybe they have to help to get all the jobs done ...

biotech · 05-16-2007, 01:38 PM

Well it makes a change from the usual way polititians screw us.

**Glazy** · 05-16-2007, 01:40 PM

She'll really have a work cut out if she's going to beat Tony Blair's record with George Bush !

05-16-2007, 12:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
Darkness You hassle, you die. Realname: F. Schnackenpfefferhausen Join Date: May 2006 Age: 21 Posts: 928	Politicians suck. And I can PROVE it. Please note - This is NOT meant to be a topic about politics. Please regard it the way it is intended: purely humorous! Well, now for the topic. Belgian politician Tania Derveaux has come up with a very interesting method of vote catching. The first 40'000 supporters (to support you have to register / sign up to her page or something) will get a free blowjob. Yes, a blowjob. By her. She says that after election campaign, she will travel around the world for 500 days and deliver the promised 40'000 blowjobs. So ther you have it. Politicians suck! See bave a look here: NEE for details. She's a pretty nice gal, that's for sure.
	HALT! HAMMERZEIT!

05-16-2007, 01:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
backstept Better Dead Than Red Realname: Andy Join Date: May 2006 Location: Syracuse NY USA Age: 24 Posts: 3,662	what's this world coming to . . . lets' hope Hilary doesn't get any ideas . . . ugh! okay this topic has the potential to go very wrong, so if need be we'll move it to the cantina.
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05-16-2007, 01:04 PM	#3 (permalink)
Darkness You hassle, you die. Realname: F. Schnackenpfefferhausen Join Date: May 2006 Age: 21 Posts: 928	Well if Hilary gets some ideas ... she'll have to feel the thrill'o'drill
	HALT! HAMMERZEIT!

05-16-2007, 01:20 PM	#5 (permalink)
backstept Better Dead Than Red Realname: Andy Join Date: May 2006 Location: Syracuse NY USA Age: 24 Posts: 3,662	that's 1 every 10 minutes for 12 hours a day, for 500 days . . . she's going to regret this . . . that's almost a year and a half nonstop
	\| It's easy to see in these tired eyes, that blood has no value in modern life. \| All time is held in stars, and it tears me apart. \| [_]\|\|\|\|\|\|\|[_] \| backstept.blogspot.com

05-16-2007, 01:26 PM	#6 (permalink)
Darkness You hassle, you die. Realname: F. Schnackenpfefferhausen Join Date: May 2006 Age: 21 Posts: 928	Well, she has several conditions. She can deny to do the "job" for reasons of hygiene (so don't forget to wash your willies, gentlemen) and only with condoms. So, blowjob with condom? She could just as well suck a rubber dick, that would to the same - nothing. And if she does it on TV; she can do all 40'000 on one day ...
	HALT! HAMMERZEIT!

05-16-2007, 01:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
Glazy Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: UK Age: 41 Posts: 894	That's 80 Blowjobs a day, she'll be pretty busy I'd say !!

05-16-2007, 01:28 PM	#7 (permalink)
biotech SFM Oracle Realname: Rich Join Date: May 2006 Location: Hull, Yorkshire, England Age: 39 Posts: 3,718 Blog Entries: 2	What about the women that might vote for her?
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05-16-2007, 01:38 PM	#9 (permalink)
biotech SFM Oracle Realname: Rich Join Date: May 2006 Location: Hull, Yorkshire, England Age: 39 Posts: 3,718 Blog Entries: 2	Well it makes a change from the usual way polititians screw us.
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05-16-2007, 01:40 PM	#10 (permalink)
Glazy Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: UK Age: 41 Posts: 894	She'll really have a work cut out if she's going to beat Tony Blair's record with George Bush !

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