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Old 06-24-2008, 06:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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How many group members does it take to change a light bulb?

One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has
been changed.

Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and
how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about
changing light bulbs.

Three to correct spelling/grammar errors.

Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb".

Another six to condemn those six as stupid.

Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the
correct spelling.

Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to
please take this discussion to a light bulb (or lightbulb) forum.

Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use
light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.

Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is
superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs
work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light
bulbs.

Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post
the corrected URL.

Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are
relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety
including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because
they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs."

Three to tell a funny story about their cat and a light bulb.

AND

One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now
with something unrelated and start it all over again!

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Old 06-24-2008, 06:38 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lmao, thats pretty good. About half way though I knew what the last point would be.
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Old 07-04-2008, 04:05 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Nice! I should have seen the last one coming, but i didnt!

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Old 07-04-2008, 04:21 PM   #4 (permalink)
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lmfao!! Ken mate what the hell have you been smoking and can I have some?

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Old 07-04-2008, 04:26 PM   #5 (permalink)
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What in the crap is this all about?

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Old 07-04-2008, 04:28 PM   #6 (permalink)
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lmfao!! Ken mate what the hell have you been smoking and can I have some?

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Old 07-04-2008, 05:03 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Incandescent light bulb - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia



Hey it was only a matter of time before someone did this....

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Tell 'em I ain't comin' back.
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Old 07-04-2008, 05:09 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Wait a second ya'll. Before we all break out the flamethrowers. Is this what you were talking about Lonewriter? If it is, I see your point. I think. But I don't think this is the forum for this type of thing.

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Old 07-04-2008, 05:39 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Do any of these help your inquiry?
Attached Images
File Type: png 300px-Incandescent_light_bulb.svg.png (37.5 KB, 2 views)
File Type: jpg Light Bulb Chart.jpg (20.2 KB, 1 views)
File Type: jpeg Philips Incandescent A-19 Light Bulb.gif.jpeg (42.1 KB, 1 views)

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Old 07-04-2008, 06:21 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Now seriously, could you please do yer talk at a lighting forum?

btw, it's called light bulb, not lightbulb...

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