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**JeffrySG** · 10-31-2007, 09:24 PM

^ lmao.....

**Shadowman99** · 10-31-2007, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeffrySG

^ lmao.....

I was thinking of this when I wrote it. It's been around for a while and I don't know who the original author is:

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A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry.

A quick move by VADER, chops off LUKE's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft.

LUKE backs away. He looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down.

VADER: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.

LUKE: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!

VADER: No... I am your father!

LUKE: No, it's not true! It's impossible.

VADER: Search your feelings... you know it to be true...

LUKE: NO!

VADER: Yes, it is true... and you know what else? You know that brass droid of yours?

LUKE: Threepio?

VADER: Yes... Threepio... I built him... when I was 7 years old...

LUKE: No...

VADER: Seven years old? And what have you done Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp...

LUKE: I destroyed your precious Death Star!

VADER: When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!

LUKE: Well, it's not my fault...

VADER: Oh, here we go... "Poor me... my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday... boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith...waahhh wahhh!"

LUKE: Shut up...

VADER: You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights!

LUKE: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon.

VADER: Oh, for the love of the Emperor... 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open... Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer... right here baby!

LUKE looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.

VADER: I was wrong... You're not my kid... I don't know whose you are, but you sure ain't mine...

LUKE takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft.

VADER looks after him.

VADER: Get a haircut!

**JeffrySG** · 10-31-2007, 09:56 PM

lol - funny but I liked yours better....

did anyone else loose access to the film area? I don't see it anymore...

**Shadowman99** · 10-31-2007, 10:06 PM

It disappeared for me too.

**Freak** · 10-31-2007, 11:07 PM

First off LMFAO, but where funny!!

the sub-forums where not locked down fully. I hand Tim (comco) do this, due to this all staff members with donor access, have now lost access to the work aera. I have PM Tim with the staff list, to get this sorted, If you still unable to access the aera, by this time tommorrow. Let me know and I will chase it up.

Thanks

Berticus · 11-02-2007, 06:14 AM

I'm sorely tempted to throw in a rain check. When will the animation portion of production begin (hopefully I have time to start learning!)?

**Andrew March** · 11-02-2007, 08:19 AM

We're still early on in pre production, it will be some time yet.

**novusvir** · 11-26-2007, 02:16 AM

Hi, I'd be interested in doing Voice Over work if you're still looking for some. I know it might be awhile before you're ready, so take a listen to the sample I've provided, and get back to me.

http://www.novusvir.com/NovusVirVoiceOverSample.mp3

**Andrew March** · 11-26-2007, 07:14 AM

We'll get in touch if we need you.

L2K · 12-02-2007, 11:06 PM

need a vfx / post productor?

need a dirt french accent? or just a frenchie voice?

max2008/ after effect

10-31-2007, 09:24 PM	#71 (permalink)
JeffrySG SFM Obsessed Realname: Jeff Join Date: May 2006 Location: New York City Posts: 2,416	^ lmao.....
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10-31-2007, 09:56 PM	#73 (permalink)
JeffrySG SFM Obsessed Realname: Jeff Join Date: May 2006 Location: New York City Posts: 2,416	lol - funny but I liked yours better.... did anyone else loose access to the film area? I don't see it anymore...
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10-31-2007, 10:06 PM	#74 (permalink)
Shadowman99 Would you kindly? Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 676 Blog Entries: 7	It disappeared for me too.
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10-31-2007, 11:07 PM	#75 (permalink)
Freak Project Lead on SFM Film Realname: Dean Join Date: May 2006 Location: London, UK Age: 28 Posts: 7,994 Blog Entries: 6	First off LMFAO, but where funny!! the sub-forums where not locked down fully. I hand Tim (comco) do this, due to this all staff members with donor access, have now lost access to the work aera. I have PM Tim with the staff list, to get this sorted, If you still unable to access the aera, by this time tommorrow. Let me know and I will chase it up. Thanks
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11-02-2007, 08:19 AM	#77 (permalink)
Andrew March Newstwattie Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,926 Blog Entries: 2	We're still early on in pre production, it will be some time yet.
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11-02-2007, 06:14 AM	#76 (permalink)
Berticus SFM Obsessed Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,190 Blog Entries: 6	I'm sorely tempted to throw in a rain check. When will the animation portion of production begin (hopefully I have time to start learning!)?

11-26-2007, 02:16 AM	#78 (permalink)
novusvir Polygon Knight Realname: Matt Join Date: May 2006 Location: Minnesota Age: 22 Posts: 61 Blog Entries: 2	Hi, I'd be interested in doing Voice Over work if you're still looking for some. I know it might be awhile before you're ready, so take a listen to the sample I've provided, and get back to me. http://www.novusvir.com/NovusVirVoiceOverSample.mp3
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11-26-2007, 07:14 AM	#79 (permalink)
Andrew March Newstwattie Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,926 Blog Entries: 2	We'll get in touch if we need you.
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12-02-2007, 11:06 PM	#80 (permalink)
L2K SFM Guru Total Awards: 2 (more» ...) Realname: El Lu Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Santiago - Chile Age: 26 Posts: 777	need a vfx / post productor? need a dirt french accent? or just a frenchie voice? max2008/ after effect
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