A start in a good sci-fi.

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Adventures of Ted Taylors

It was a fine day with minimal clouds and at a Jr High school in the United States of America in the western hemisphere a loud roar with the sound of a million of lions has sounded and a peculiar green vessel was lifted and was headed to the stars carrying a newley 13 year old Jr High student by the name of Ted Taylors on it at the helm. The ship was a Klingon Bird of prey and the ship was brand spanking new and was built as a single student project in astrophysics/astro tech class. Ted was at a altitude of 2000 feet when his ships scanners had spotted a U.F.O. (Unidentified Flying Object) And so he was off in pursuit the U.F.O. Ted had started to come up close to the saucer which was around some 50 feet in diameter and some 20 feet in hight the saucer had a mirror like finish on it and had some decals on it that had matched that of Orion's Belt at a altitude of 2500 feet and when he had got with in 1 KM the alien craft had picked him up on their scanners and had decided to be off and head home so they had started to the stars. So Ted was off in a continuing pursuit of the alien craft.


Five minutes now has passed and Ted was hurdling at warp factor 9.6 after the alien craft as they were making best speed home with the Klingon Bird of Prey trailing them and staying close. The extra terrestrial was growing a little on the anxious side and had decided to break the ice and hail the earth originated vessel: “Greetings to the one in the Earth originated ship! My name is Kalhazahr of the Tykerium race. We are very astonished that you are keeping up with us and think you to be on the beginning steps of being a perspective ally to our nation.” Ted had replied “I am Ted Taylors of this soon-to-be-named vessel. It is a Klingon Bird of Prey from a favorite Sci-Fi called Star Trek which is where I had got my inspiration to build this technological advancement.” , The alien race was taken back on how young Ted was and has asked: “Why are you so young looking? You look mostly like a child as if you are running away from home! How could this be? Answer me now child! I am most worried about your well being and is willing to assist you in what ever you need any assistance with.” Ted had replied: “Yes I am a child and I am in the eight grade and I am age 13 and this ship is a school project that I am test flying. I do intended to enter it into a science fare at my school. No I am not running away from school. I had just happen to see your craft in the same sector in my planets atmosphere and so out of my curiosity I had decided to come and try to make first contact with you... So here I am in high warp following you guys.”

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:::Continuation to the story:::

Kalhazahr replied: “Well you are indeed a remarkably bright child and I do commend you on your achievement! And if I may say so... You are a asset to your race and home world and I do wish you luck on bringing your fellow privative beings up to speed on where you are at in the technological tree.” Ted replied “Thanks Kal I will need it because as you will know... Children are not looked upon important people in society of now a days. Even the brightest ones can be treated as fools.” Kalhazahr had said: “I do think that happens every where elites you go in the galaxy and universe.” Ted has sighed and they had continued onward.


Soon arrived at the planet of Tyberun III and they had both landed on the planet and Ted's Bird of Prey was scanned and looked over for any damages and other signs of danger which he had passed with a clean bill of health and he had gone through a physical on the planet to help determine his health and he had passed accept for the fact that he had a over active bladder and had nocturnal enuresis which because of his age they have overlooked that little problem. They have handed him a anti aging device which had stopped his aging process so that when he does return home he will be the same as he had left Earth and would return to Earth after he had time traveled back to the time when he has left Earth to pursuit the Tybrun's. He was now on their turf as a equal to them and a friendly seem as how he has only been curios and wanted to make an acquaintance to them. He had went into his room on board his ship and had got a nice California king sized bed replicated and some bedding and had made his bed and got his room furnished completely which was on his to do list. He had then gone to his back pack and had got his text books and gone to his desk and had got right to his homework and school studies. Soon afterwards he had gone and replicated him self a diaper for him to wear to bed and had put it on and had done a little more homework and had turned off the lights and made sure that the ships security systems were up and going at full capacity and had the sentry turrets armed to stun any perpetrators but not him because they were familiar to his bio signature. He had looked at the clock and it had read 11:23 PM and he was exhausted from the finishing of his ship and test flight and warping and the physicals that he had underwent and from all of the studying and homework that he had to do and so he had retired to bed and had gone to sleep.


Ted had awakened the next day on Tyberun III and was in his Bird of prey and the same place where he was when he had fallen asleep so he had arose and had gone to the replicator and got him self a change of cloths which were some dark blue jean cargo shorts, white athletic socks, a fresh pare of boxers, and a striped short sleeved polo shirt along with a bath towel and he was off to the shower and had taken off his white T shirt that had read in big black letters on the back “When in doubt take the stick out!” and his wet diaper that had held all of the urine and had hopped in the shower and got him self very nice and clean. Got him self dressed and had gone and got him self some Flap Jacks pancakes, Bacon, poached eggs, and some orange juice for his breakfast.


His computer system had announced to him that he had a message on the com and so he had gone and answered the com. It was a Tyberun woman asking him how he had fared during the night and if he needed any clean up assistance for his bedding. And he had replied with a simple answer of “No thanks. I don't have any need for that kind of assistance.” The woman had asked: “How is that so? We had scanned you during that physical and had found that you had came up with nocturnal enuresis. So how do you not need any assistance to help aid you in cleaning up your bed?” Ted replied: “Well I wear something called a diaper to bed which is a absorbent underwear. That contains all of my urine during the night. But thank you any ways for the offer. That is very kind and generous of you to make sure that my well being here on this beautiful Earth like planet is met.” The woman had replied: “Well no problem child. It is in our best interest to make sure that all of the children on this planet has their needs met and I am glad that you have your own solutions for that problem. Enjoy your stay on this planet.” Ted replied: “Thank you maim" and the com link was dis engaged.

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::Contenuation Two::

Ted had gone and had decided to get him self ahead of his class by doing chapters in the books that his class were yet to go over and has started to work on getting him self ahead of his class. He had a break for lunch which was a deli roast beef sandwich with pepper jack cheese, lettuce, pickles, mustard and tomatoes and jalapeños and had a Pepsi to drink along with a bag of Cool Ranch Dorritos and a chocolate chip, macadamia nut cookie. After lunch he had put in two more hours of getting ahead of the class project and had dove into some video games on the computer, and some television. for three hours. Afterwards he had gone into his mini gym and had started to do some fitness calisthenics to help him keep him self in shape being only but 4'3 and with long arms and legs with a size 14 waste. His dark brown hair and his bluish green eyes and his near ghost white skin and almost spidery like hands. He had also came up with the name of his bird of prey... H.M.S. Hornet.


It was the next morning when he was painting the name on his ship one of the Tyberun's had came up to him after reading the name Hornet and asked him: “What is a hornet?” Ted replied: “It is a winged insect that has a stinger and two body sections to it. The stinger has venom sacks attached to it.” ; “Oh!” Said the Tyberun with still a puzzlement on his face. “Ted noticed that and after he was done with the name painting which he was getting the final parts to it painted he turned to the Tyberun and had said: “Come with me. I will replicate you some hornet cadavers of the insect for you to do some dissection on.” So he had taken the Tyberun into his ship and the Tyberun had opened up and said: “My name is Talazahr. And your name is?” Ted replied: “My name is Ted” : “Well nice to meet you Ted” Talazahr said ; “Nice to meed you too, Talazahr.” Talazahr was about 14 years old with some reptilian green eyes and a snout that looked like if it was something from lord Voldemort form J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series and his face was lizard likely green with some brilliant emerald green scales on his face all perfectly placed. As he was something that was like a Vulcan and a Reptile mixed. And his pointy ears. Talazahr and Ted had made it to the replicator and Ted had replicated one male and one female hornet cadaver and had ordered them to be in a protective case. He was soon asked “Why do you have them in the case?” Ted replied: “Well that is to help keep you from getting stung. Their venom is nothing to be desired when it enters your skin.” : “Very well then... Many thanks for your concerns and warnings. And one more thing there seems to be a strip of sticking material on the case... What is it?” Talazahr replied. Ted said: “That is called adhesive tape. And that is there to help prevent any accidental openings of the cases so that the hornets don't get out and even in death, sting you... Like what I said... The venom that they still carry is nothing to be desired.”

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::Contenuation III::

It was not any sooner than when Talazahr had left with the hornet specimens that were for caution reasons wrapped in a brown paper and then packaged in a bubble wrap envelope and duct taped so that he will not get hurt while transporting them home for biopsies and dissection. When Ted had got back to his studies and homeworks to get ahead of his fellow classmates and had his dinner and had got his nigh diaper on and had brushed his teeth and had got to bed and awaited for the following day to come and this day would be his forth day on the Tyberun III.


Ted was awakened to some formations of Tyberun search and rescue cruisers and had quickly had got on the com and had hailed one of them and he had asked while still in his wet and fortunately not leaky diaper and nothing but because it was a hot and boggy night for him. He had asked one of the ships captains: “What class of vessel are those? And what is going on?” One of the captains replied: “Well young earthling these are search and rescue ships and we are going to be leaving the planets atmosphere to get in a group with some other search and rescue ships and we will be headed into the Cordellian system which is a few systems away to find and locate our presidents first born son named Tellurium. He was out leading a group of explorers and we have lost contact with his ship. He is due back yesterday and we had lost contact last night. So there fore we are going to search the planets and deep scan the system in search for our presidents son.” Ted asked: “Think I can come along with my ship and help in the effort. You Tyberun's have been very kind and good to me enough to grant me a place to land on your planet so I think I should take it upon my self to go with you and locate your presidents son.” The rescue ships captain replied: “Very well you go and get your self ready and I am uploading the cordinence to the system in your ships navigational computer. Now hurry up my young volunteering human earth child and get ready we will be up there waiting for you.”


Ted has quickly replicated him self some clean clothes and had quickly had got him self cleaned up and dressed while the ships engines were starting up and getting hot. The gangway to the ship has been raised and sealed and the external airlocks had been closed and sealed. The computer systems were coming up and on line. He had him self a quickey breakfast of a muffin and orange juice and was headed to the bridge and he had sat at the helm of the vessel and had lifted the Klingon bird of prey up to the sky and raised the landing gears. Afterwards he had got the wings in a cruising mode and had soon joined the awaiting search and rescue vessels that stayed behind waiting for him. He was then briefed on the mission and had formed up with the rescue vessels and had been off with best warp speed to the Cordellian system. The estimated time of arrival (E.T.A.) was not more than 2 whole earth days away going at the speed that they were all going at in the formation. So while there was a whole lot of time on their hands Ted had put the ship on auto pilot and had gone to do something to entertain him self. He did not have any thing better to do other than to just go and do his studies and homework and get even further ahead of his classmates. At this time he was around 3 weeks ahead in the school works and so he had worked and by the end of the day he was 3 and a ½ weeks ahead of his class and climbing. He had decided to give his brain a rest and he had gone and replicated him self a formidable entertainment system and game consoles along with the whole set of Star Trek and Star Wars series and had started to vedge out the remaining 5 hours of the day on Star Trek going from Star Trek I The motion picture and had ended at the ending of Trek III the search for Spock. During that time he had his dinner and was enjoying him self after a good deal of studying and was homework and now is get-a-head work for the first time and he was in high warp hurdling to the Cordellian system.

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::Continuation IV::

The time had came for him to get ready for bed so he had gone and taken off his pants and got him self a diaper replicated and had gone into the bathroom and had got his underwear off and the diaper on and brushed his teeth and had gone and got the nightly ritual of making sure that things were held down and had got his climate control to a comfortable nightly temperature and had headed to bed. He had for the first time had a dream of some sort of being re-visited by the ones that had accidentally given him his knowledge that is responsible for him being in the formation of rescuers but this time they were trying to take something away from him and he had then awakened with a deep gasp of air and he was still on his ship and it was 1:00 AM and his diaper was wet so he had gone and changed him self into a fresh diaper and got him self a glass of water and told him self that it will be all right and nothing like that is going to happen to him. At this time he was more than ready to go and slip into his mothers and fathers bed and be comforted by his loving parents and this time it was hard for him to get back to sleep because the times when he had this class of nightmare his parents were always there to comfort him and he was able to get back to sleep very quickly. But this time they were not there and were on earth wondering where he was and if he will ever come back and he was some light years from them in high warp in route to a system where there is some body of great importance to get rescued. So he had tried to get to sleep with out the comforting of his parents but was finding it very hard to do such. He had pulled the covers up over him and closed his eyes and he had a relapse of the nightmare but it was even worse than the first time. Again he had awakened to a shrieking scream and was succumbed to tears because it was too much for him to handle and this time he had recorded his nightmare. At this time it was 6:00 AM and he wanted to awaken at 10:00 AM.


Ted had tried once again to get him self to sleep and he was successful but not very successful with having another dream but the same one as before but 10 fold worse than what it was the previous time. This time he had awoke bawling his head off because it was too much and the time was 10:00. He was very mortified with the dream and just wanted to get rid of it. Soon he had discovered a female Tyberun had beamed on board his ship and at his location when she had looked at his recorded nightmares and had realized that it was too much for him. So there she was soothing him as she was a psychologist/councilor telling him that it will be all right. She had decided that after she had calmed him down. Explain to him what the dream was all about and that it was that the Grays a alien race out there that likes to abduct earthlings against their wills and by doing that it invades to sovereignties Ted's race and the Tyberun's because the Sol system is within the Tyberun's territory boundaries. She had then told him that it would be advisable to get some transporter inhibitors made and installed through out his ship. She had offered him some of them and he had said: “The plans to them would be great”

After being comforted by the kind, caring, and mothering Tyberun woman he had breakfast and had taken off his very wet diaper that was heavy with both urine and tears of nightmare suffering. Soon after he had got him self cleaned up and dressed had decided to skip the Get-a-head work and studies and got started on fabricating and constructing the transporter inhibitors. It was the middle of the day when he was done on making the 6th inhibitor, installing and activating it when he had felt the rumble in the belly. He had lunch and got back to work on getting his ship with inhibitors and soon the ship had around 12 active inhibitors through out the ship but he wanted about four more in the bridge as well as many that he can sanely place in the living, engineering, recreation, and cargo areas. With that he had stayed up all night in the cargo areas getting a over sized replicator built and after that he had got started to get all of the inhibitors replicated and installed and active. Soon it was 6:00 AM and he was finally done with every thing as far as getting the transporter inhibitors done, in place, and active. He was very tired and during the second full day of the long distance high warp he had gone and got him self his diaper replicated and had got it in place and has gone to bed and had a better dream which was about him making a mess out of an armada of the Grays ships and the Grays them selves. It was around 9:00 PM when he had awakened when he had found that there was a ship that was nether Grays or Tyberun in origin but in fact came to be one of the aliens from the o posting faction that the Grays hated ever so much. It was the “Little green men” Which they had changed their name to Yimer race. And he had found that the Grays had changed their racial name to the Gharnehrs. So it was no longer the Grays Vs the Little green men but the Yimers versing the Gharnehrs and Ted was soaking in the knowledge much like his bed wetting protection soaks in his urine.


The Tyberun woman who has comforted him the previous morning was on his ship with a few technicians making sure that the transporter inhibitors were all working in proper order and had installed some type of a heavy phazon emitter uber shield around each and every one of them which had disallowed any hacking to them what so ever. She has told him that every thing will be all right and that he had done the right thing by listening to her and was astonished that he had constructed a over sized replicator in the cargo bay so that he would not need to stay up too much later to get every thing in place.

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::Continuation V::

It was at the ending of the second and last day of the long range warping session to the Cordellian system when Ted had got his dinner and had got to do some more of the studying and Get-a-head work. He was now some 8 week's ahead of his classmates which would be some two plus months ahead and it was still growing. He had gone into the bridge of the bird of prey to make sure that things were going well. And he had gone into the engineering room to also more make sure that things were going well. Ted had gone into his ships pub and had got him self some nice and ice cold Pepsi and some Macadamia nut cookies. He had gone and got a hologram activated so that he can play some Black Jack with and he had came out with around 43 wins, 16 loses, and 25 ties. After having his hearts content of Black Jack he had then gone and got some time in the gym and had done some weight lifting even though his father Mark Taylors had strongly advised him to do that form of fitness when he was at least 14 years old and he was 13 years old in a ageless state due to a special device that was installed in his ship by the Tyberun's and that would make it so that it would be just two days after he had turned 13 all the time. So his body clock was completely frozen in space and time until the device is deactivated or switched off. Once the device was switched off his body clock would pick up right where it has left off and go on normally until the anti aging device is turned on. He had done his battery of weight lifting that he has usually seen his father do when he was at home. When he was watching his father he has taken note on the way how his father does it and how many. By the time he was done he had wet pants because urine came out when he was working out and he was all sweaty all over his body. He had then gone and cleaned him self up in the shower and at this time it was 10:45 PM and he got him self dried off from showering and had put on a fresh diaper and had gone and replicated him self some fresh cloths for the next day and some rugged out door boots for just in case he would have to be a part of an away team. His thoughts on the next weight lifting session that he would have to wear a diaper so that his pants can stay dry through out the session so that he would not be tracking any through the ship which he had to clean up the trial of urine.






It was 8:00 AM and Ted awakened and his muscles were all sore from the last days working out and he was deeply in pain and agony so he had done his best to get him self cleaned up in the shower which the “hot as he can stand it” water was actually helping his sore muscles out a whole lot. He had gone and got him self dried off and in his change of cloths and boots and had headed to the sick bay. When he had arrived at the sick bay he had activated the Emergency Medical Hologram (E.M.H.) program and the E.M.H. Had given him a non drowsy pain reliever. It was around 5 minutes when the pain reliever was starting to effect and take his pain away and it was to last some 24 hours. Ted was in the bridge of the ship when he was getting briefed on his searching area and had got his ship out of warp and into inter system speed regulations. He was in a formation that was headed to the first area of searching when he was starting to scan the planets and surrounding space when he has seen a sigh of fowl play from another vessel. “Holy Cow! Tyberun search party... Are you scanning this? I am scanning some signs of combat and that leads me to believe that his ship was fired upon by a unknown intelligence.” : “Yes we are scanning this too Ted and we are deeply angered and upset by the looking of this. I just pray that they have not finished him.” Ted replied: “I sure do too because no one should just suddenly get attacked from out of no wheres ville and get killed while stranded out of cold blood. That is just not civil. Not civil at all.” The Tyberun had replied: “I do agree with you Ted and you have and are showing that your race is moving in the right direction. At least your sort of human kind.” Ted replied: “Yes I do know of the Un-Civil people that still reside on my home world and I am very not pleased with them and I am very discussed with them. They often make me feel like a monster to be a human and I do hate that feeling. I just wish that they would just get a life and start wisening up.” : “I do know how that one is. When I was but your age my race was often but not by much a criminal race and I was a part of a colony that had rebelled from the criminal ways had had found a more just way of life to governed us by. You can just be a leader of the same type of colony that can do the same thing that we have done. Back on Tyberun II where I was born and raised to age 20 human years.. I was in the same type of position as you are now. There were a good deal of good people and then on the other side of the same coin there were a good deal of bad people that were trying to out weigh the good people on the forsaken and war tworn planet. With that being said... We the both of us have something in common with each other.” The Tyberun had continued: “My young child who has the bladder problem... I would advise you to go and get one of your absorbent garments that you call “diaper” on because you are alone on that vessel and you don't have any back ups on that ship to relive you of the helm duty. Now go and get one on young child.” Ted had not hesitated the order from the Tyberun and had gone back into his room and replicated a pack of them along with a away pack that had about 30 – 40 of them in the pack in a compressed storage capsule along with the appropriate cleaning and caring supplies for this area. The away pack had also contained food rations, first aid kit, and a portable E.M.H. Program with some morale stuffs such as, a deck of cards, a music player, and a sack of marbles. He had taken that pack to the transporter room and had left it at the base of the control pedestal and quickly ran to the bridge. He had reported that he was back at the controls of the vessel and was good to go.


They have searched the planet for the survivors to the attack and the bird of prey's wings were in battle configuration and he was ready to fire upon any hostile targets that would come near the search party. The search was coming up with nothing until they have got a faint beacon signal with a message saying “Stay back! It is a trap! There are hostiles around and you must bring in battle cruisers if a rescue is to take place. We have been hiding underground and we will not transmit our coordinates not until our scans show that the enemy contacts are out of existence. Ted had decided to cloak his vessel and head to the enemy ships and he was told: “Young child! I am sure that you will need back up for this but if you are sure that you want to go through with this... May the good one smile upon you and God speed to you! my child”

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::Continuation VI::

Cloaked and with his weapons ready and fully charged he had begun to advance upon the foes that were in the skies and just obliterate them. He was feeling his heart pounding and he was becoming a little on the sweaty side. He was moving in undetected and not traceable Soon he was in range of his first target and the targets were so cocky that they had their shields lowered because they were only expecting rescue ships and rescue ships only. Ted had got the closest one targeted and had fired away a quantum torpedo and the torpedo had made contact with the enemy ship and as soon as that had taken place the ship was ripped up into shreds and was falling down to the ground. Soon a second and a third and a forth and ultimately a dreadnought ship was lowered. The enemies were all scrambling to get their shields brought on line while Ted was handing over their behinds to them. He was still undetected by the enemy ships scanners but known. The situation was too much for them to bear so they had decided to get out of there and leave at once and while he was still lowering them down they had gone out of the planets atmosphere and had jumped into warp speed. Ted had ceased the pursuit and had gone back to the rescue ships. A Tyberun said to him: “Good work and you have now gained good honer with us Tyberun's as a warrior that is loyal to us. We have now got the coordinates to the survivors and the presidents son is among them and he is alive and well. We are now beaming him up and thanks for your good works here.” Ted's diaper was very wet and messy from all of the action and excitement that he had gone through so he had to go and get him all cleaned up and had got him self in a Hawaiian shirt and jean shorts with some sandals on and no socks along with some boxers to replace the wet and messy diaper that he had messed because he had came too close for comfort with a enemy vessel and even to the ground. He was glad that they did not fire upon him and that his cloaking device did not fail him and the same thing with his weapons that he had finally tested out.


They all have gone back up into space and the ship caring the presidents first born son had made the jump to warp speed back to Tyberun III and every thing was going well when they were met by a wing of battle cruisers to greet Ted and his deadly Bird of prey named the H.M.S. Hornet. He had gone at them with full focus on getting them out of existence so that the Tyberun's that had stayed behind can be saved. He had boldly gone into battle for the second time and it was a little rougher than the first one and this was his first space battle. One by one the enemy ships were getting blown out of the stars and his ship's shields were getting hit and hit hard he was working on the second to the last cruiser when his ship's shields had failed on him from the stress and he was shield less and the second to the last battle cruiser was blown out of the stars and his ship was starting to take on some damages. The last one had tried to warp at him to destroy him and its self when Ted had got out of the way and the ship had warped into a moon and was completely obliterated. Ted's pants were all messy from that last close call and he was not wearing a diaper so he had gone and had got him self cleaned up again. And in clean cloths again. As soon as Ted was done getting him self cleaned up again he was asked: “Why do you have to mess your pants so much in battle? Do all of your warriors do that? Or is it because you are young and fragile?” ; Ted replied: “I think that it could deal with me being young and only experienced with video game combat and not experienced with real combat.” ; “I see.” said the Tyberun “In that case you had better get more experience with real combat or do that sort of thing when you are older and much more capable with holding in your own feces. I do know of your bladder control problem but we are not able to do any thing about it because every thing that was tried in the past had caused unwanted effects. And we are talking every thing that we can possibly think of” The Tyberun continued. “I see.” Ted replied. Soon after Ted has retired to his quarters and had got all of the battle damage reports there and had found that it was bad but not too bad. The starboard wing had been hit and the bridge section was also hit and there was damage to a stabilizer so he had got his repair bots out and on the job. After the bots were finished mending the damages to the ship they had all came back into the ship and had got on their respectable recharger's. Ted inspected them individually and had scanned them and quarantined a few of them to make sure that the will be alright due to some dust that was found on them. While those bots were in quarantine they were getting cleaned and had the proper maintaintance was performed on them.


Soon after the bots were taken care of, Ted had gone off and decided to enjoy the last three hours of the day left for him before bed. Before Ted had sat down to a movie he had gone and got him self a diaper replicated and had put it on and layed down on his leather emerald green sofa. He was soon watching the movie that stared: Sean Connery, Alec Baldwin, Scott Glenn, James Earl Jones, Sam Neil, and Tim Currey and was called “The hunt for Red October” based off a book written by Tom Clancy. He had him self some delicious kettle corn, a two letter bottle of Pepsi which he had got a liking of that rather than the Coca Cola which hurts his stomach and caused it to reject any thing and every thing when he was 6 years old but fortunately for him Pepsi did not do any of that but make him belch like a maniac and nothing else.


Ted had gone to bed and had a pleasant night sleeping rather than having a repeated episode of the same nightmare that had caused him to go emotionally unstable. He was dreaming that he was back home on earth after traveling back in time to where he had left the blue planet that we all know to be earth. He had dreamed that he had landed at a field that was right next to his home and was family owned and just when he had came down the gangway his mother Katherine and father Mark was there to greet him and welcome him home and congratulate him on having success on his school project. They had hugged him and had taken him inside the home where there were grand parents of his there and a few cousins there also and they all had congratulated him for all of the technological breakthroughs that he has done. They were all pleased with him and they had all decided to go out to the ship and have a good dinner. He all the suddenly had felt a cold and small whiskery nose on his ankle and was awakened to a earth mouse sniffing his ankle and was shocked and surprised at the sight. “How can this be? How can there be a mouse on my ship? And most of all how did this mouse not get it by the sentry turrets?” Ted asked with dismay. He had got up and taken the mouse to the dinner table and had it under his bread basket and had replicated a formidable mouse cage with a mouse wheel, some wood shavings in it, a troff for food, a bottle for water, and a few other mouse friendly toys, do-dads, and nick-knacks. He had placed it on a empty table that was big enough for the cage to rest upon and Ted to not worry about it's safety and he had gone and changed his diaper and gone back to bed.


The rescue ships and Ted had stayed in the same system to get final data entries of the system and found that there were some 2 Class M planetoids out of 9 and a steady sun that that they orbit around. They had spent 3 – 4 days charting every planet, every asteroid, every gas and had done every scientifically needed objectives in that system and had made a jump to warp speed back to the Tyberun III system. As they have known that it would take roughly three whole earth days instead of the estimated as before two earth days which had meant that they had a very long warping session ahead of them.


Ted during the first day of warping back to Tyberun III, had decided to get his room and ship cleaned up. He had first started to clean the mouse cage which he had the mouse looked over and scanned for any thing that would pose any kinds of threats and the mouse had came up with a clean bill of health. He had given it the name of “Cold Whisker” because of how it had awakened him during that one night. After he had cleaned his cage and replaced the wood shavings. He had moved on to a pile of diapers that he had piling up in a corner of his room so he had gone and started to shovel them up and into a garbage chute which takes the garbage down to a incinerator and had it burned to ash and compacted. He had cleaned and dusted his furniture and vacuumed and steam cleaned his floor carpeting and got his bedding to the wash and had replaced it with new bedding. His cloths were also due for laundry and so he had made it so. His clothing closet was getting filled with hanged shirts and folded pants and shirts, his underwear drawer was getting filled with clean underwear and socks. And his belt rack was getting filled with his seven clean belts that he uses to remind him of what time of the day it is seem as how he is up ins outer space and loses track of the date and what day it is. This day was Thursday so he was wearing his Thursday belt. Soon after cleaning his room he had then moved on to his mess hall / Pub and had got everything in there cleaned up including the kitchen which was in a monster mess from all of the dishes which he had placed them all in the two dish washers that he had in the kitchen. Soon after the mess hall / pub was cleaned up he had gone to his gym and disinfected everything in there that he had used. Afterwards he had gone into his bridge and had done a major clean up in there and had got every console and computer panel in there cleaned up. He had realized that in the engineering rooms there was a vast amount of dirt and dust in places that he did not know that was there and looked at it and realized that it was left over from the construction of the ship.


After getting the dirt and dust piles swept up and vacuumed he had gone on to moping the engineering room and cleaned every computer panel and console. The ship's interior was slowly getting all nice and sparkle clean. He had found a few other mice that were all dead so he had them put to the incinerator. After 12 hours of dedicated labor the whole ship was in ship-shape and so he had decided to start replicating some floor carpets to go in places that were supposed to have the carpets. “I will have do this tomorrow when I have more energy.” Ted said. So he had gone into his freshly cleaned room that was now rid of the nasty smell of the dirty clothes and dirty diapers and dirty mouse cage and other dirty things so he had gone and got him self a shower and had got a diaper on and had gone and layed down in his emerald green leather sofa. He had got a movie called Flight of the Navigator playing which stared: Howard Hesseman, Veronica Cartwright, Joey Cramer, Cliff De Young, Paul Rubens, and Sarah Jessica Parker. He had his favorite movie snacks and drinks which was Kettle Corn, Pepsi, and some M&M's. After the movie he had retired into his now fresh California king sized bed and got him self some shut eye.

[ProfKSergeev]

This rivals Hemingway. So we're left hanging; what happens to Ted Taylors?

[Berticus]

uuuuuhhh.... Puncuation and paragraphing. I will not read it until those two are instituted in this gargantuan bloc of verbiage.

[Kageo]

I have to agree with Berticus, there are too many large, unbroken blocks of text to make this easy on the eye.